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I'm now working for a group out of Plano, doing primarily front-end work for mobile and online banking for credit unions. Time for me to get involved in the local user groups!

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May
16
comment Oracle RAC 11g R2 DB silent install: parameter needed for system class
Hi Toze and welcome to the site. Can we get you to add a bit of commentary as to why this would be helpful? That would certainly help others coming along after!
May
15
comment
Oy! Changes ....
May
15
comment
@AaronBertrand I have no doubt of that. You do what I do and disappear from the network when you get frustrated, which is the right thing to do (I think so anyways, as that's what I do ;-) )
May
15
comment
Another facet that might be of good concern is that we should be having a "Town Hall Chat" so if you want to keep your questions to ask the mods at that time, you're welcome to tune in for that (but keep in mind that we may schedule that at a time when you're unavailable). Regardless of availability, there will be a meta post for that topic in the very near future.
May
15
comment
For those who don't know, there are a few ways the mods keep in touch with one another on network that give us plenty of room to defer to other mods to handle a situation, and we use those other methods quite frequently. I for one am known to have a short fuse, and it's really easy to open one of those other lines of communication and go "I'm pissed, and I'm leaving. One of you deal with this asshat" ;-) Sometimes all that's needed is a fresh perspective, and sometimes you just need a night's sleep, and sometimes you just need to ignore the situation.
May
14
reviewed Approve suggested edit on SQL Server simple model database transaction log full 'CHECKPOINT'
May
14
comment DB Design - Which of the two is best-Normalized or Not
Closed in deference to the Q posted on Stack Overflow
May
13
awarded  Caucus
May
6
reviewed Approve suggested edit on MySQL user defined rollback procedure
May
2
revised DB comparer field by field for all tables
deleted 13 characters in body
May
2
comment DB comparer field by field for all tables
Free versions of SqlCompare? gimmmegimmmegimmmmmmee :D
May
2
comment DB comparer field by field for all tables
There are no "free tools", but if you're willing to do some work, and you're using C#, you could always use something like "FluentMigrator". Otherwise, your best bet is to actually pay for Redgate's SqlCompare package, it's the industry standard, at least for TSQL, that I know of.
May
1
comment Force sql server to run query conditions as written?
Could you maybe elaborate on what the "if/else construct" might look like? :D
Apr
29
comment Network Databases
Closed because this is a list question, which should be available on wikipedia. List questions aren't good SE questions, as has been decided over and over (see metas everywhere). If more specific help is needed, you might try chat to see if we can help there within. HTH. YMMV. Cheers.
Apr
17
comment MySQL and window functions
Just for what it's worth, your links are right outdated, you should really reference that those are for older versions.
Apr
10
reviewed Approve suggested edit on Main Considerations When Moving From MS Access Programming to SQL Server
Apr
9
comment Hash in SQL query
Where, specifically, did you find these hashes? In a file? In a stored proc? Looks like MySQL based on the backticks, but idk
Apr
5
comment Gaps and islands: client solution vs T-SQL query
finding and counting islands is not a strong suit of either TSQL or C#, so the solution should be "slow" in either, that's what I mean about "the absence of sets". As for "providing abstracted ... examples" I'm only stating that most people look for islands over the entire table, but if you can break out a subset that doesn't need a tablescan of the entire table, you can improve performance. Just pull the columns you need to actually scan over into an indexed table, instead of looking at every single row. (most of these are date based queries, when looking for islands)
Apr
4
reviewed Approve suggested edit on SQL Server 2005 Express in VMware causing very high CPU load
Apr
4
comment Gaps and islands: client solution vs T-SQL query
I think that in this particular case, the C# is better able to optimize the situation. I expect that if you abstracted the data from the tables into properly optimized temp tables, that you could get faster set relational work out of the database, but when doing arbitrary work, that isn't set oriented by it's nature, that C# is the stronger design in the first place. SQL is designed for set oriented work. Islands aren't sets. They're the absence of sets.