I am a software developer currently working in enterprise application software. My work includes C/C++, PHP, Perl (lots of DBI), various SQL's, JS/AJAX, CSS, Python, bash scripting [unfortunately] sometimes VBA. Also regularly use various SNMP tools, SOAP, MRTG, RRDTool, and am fairly knowledgeable about database performance and design. When I have time, I enjoy graphics programming as well.

I also enjoy caffeine and IPAs.

My top hated things are: the MSDN and...(everything else just pales in comparison).