51,638
reputation
34
183
386

Evan Carroll
top 0.24% overall

Show your appreciation, with the Buy Me Stuff list. Just books for now, no longer accepting offers for dinner and a movie.

Available for consultation and contracting.

  • RDBMS: PostgreSQL, MySQL, SQL Lite.
  • Langs: JavaScript, Perl, PHP, Python

Microsoft SQL Server is objectively not a real database: it is the Devil's Inferior Stateful Abacus. Find the Microsoft "Closed as Won't Fix" social media network here. #SQLserverIsAnInsideJob

MySQL is even worse. It's a failed attempt at applying a server-client model to Lotus 1-2-3.

For a swift proletarian revolution and an end to fascism, vote Evan Carroll in the next Moderator Election.

PostgreSQL Types

PostgreSQL Posts

Gaps and Islands

1,360
answers
263
questions
~6.5m
people reached

Top tags (445)

Score 2,470
Posts 1,042
Posts % 64
Score 487
Posts 132
Score 332
Posts 199
Score 306
Posts 120
Score 239
Posts 75
Score 218
Posts 80

Top posts (1,623)

View all questions and answers

Badges (603)

Gold

34

Rarest

Silver

183

Rarest

Bronze

386

Rarest