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Microsoft SQL Server is objectively not a real database: it is the Devil's Inferior Stateful Abacus. Find the Microsoft "Closed as Won't Fix" social media network here. #SQLserverIsAnInsideJob

MySQL is even worse. It's a failed attempt at applying a server-client model to Lotus 1-2-3.

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